the-heart-of-ice: Reasons to date me: Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous. Nobody will try to take me from you. I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win. You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow. I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
snapchatting: i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone’s cheeks and hold their head in your hands and look into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
mrs-prozac: My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
heygloria: nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street